what the hell? William Shatner? Nemo: Presumed dangerous Red: NIEL YOUNG! Nemo: NEIL YOUNG. Red: You know wh was a lame president William Henry Harrison Nemo: a bunch of them what's a man with the big WHH? Red: A woman? Nemo: wait that's not a sentence I meant to say "what's the matter with the big WHH?" Red: Thursday, March 4, 2010 Fado - DC 808 7th Street Northwest, Washington, DC 20001 (United States) - Map (202) 789-0066 Set: 9:30 PM 21+ Tickets: $5 FRIDAY, MARCH 5 VACATION SATURDAY, MARCH 6 VACATION Sunday, March 7, 2010 98 Rock 97.9 FM, Baltimore, MD (United States) - Map INTERVIEW: 11:00 PM Stream online at www.98online.com LIVE WEBCAM Monday, March 8, 2010 The Quarter @Bourbon St. 316 Guilford Ave, Baltimore, MD 21202 (United States) - Map Set: 11:00 PM All Ages Tickets: $5 Other Info: 88 Rock sponsers Noise in the Basement at the Quarter @ Bourbon Street. Come check out the best local music! Fools & Horses Nemo: huh how are there other songs like the ones that aren't on that album you have Red: Well, you see I sgned up to get, like, 5 free teacks But the internetz hates me Nemo: teacks wait so what happened Red: So If you join thier fanmail They give you 5 free songs Off thier ew album But the internetzzz hates me Nemo: no typos here, no, I don't see any Nemo: what makes it a spirit bear it's just sleeping somebody go wake it up Red: You first Nemo: k keep watching that stream, you'll see me in a couple weeks when I finish walking there and then it will be the first spirit bear mauling to be caught on film I still don't get why it's a spirit bear Red: Jesus In bear form I have no idea Because it's actually in a trance where it enters the spirit world So I saw this really cool program on the history channel Earth 2100 Nemo: that's not history that's the future Red: And I thought "Dammit all, Nemo was right, and Red was an ignorant d-bag" The end Nemo: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay sounds really fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun Red: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" is a palindrome! Nemo: whooooooooooooaooooooooooohw oh noooooooo one of my army men has a broken leg Red: Oh nooooooooooo You have two options Nemo: but the leg is attached to the base, and the base is attached to the other leg so it's just kind of in place Red: Surgury, which involves fire, and the army man possibly melting/catching on fire, or making a cage and putting one of your dinosaurs in it, and feeding all the wounded army men to the dinosaur Nemo: hm that second one sounds good hey so are you going to that fools and horses thing Red: Which one? Nemo: the one you copy and pasted I guess like the address was in baltimore but then why else would you copy and paste it it boggles the mind Red: Oh I just put that up for no good reason Nemo: oh that makes sense Red: Indeedy Nemo: indeedily dokey-ly Red: Yep Nemo: so you should do the slice of life story challenge Red: ? Nemo: it is a challenge where you write a slice of life thing every day for a month and then you obtain great riches one of those three things I made up Red: Oh The challenge part? Nemo: yeah Red: Huh Nemo: there are assuredly great riches Red: I thopught it was, like, this writing challenge, where you had to right a 3 page story about a slice of your great grandchild's life Nemo: great riches in PERSONAL GROWTH yeah I have no idea why I'm doing it I just sort of am nah just a slice of your life I guess Red: Ok When does it start Treat: um two days ago you do it on your BLOG Bryan: WOAH Nemo: WHOAH Red: So LinkszZ? I think you know this blog that does it? http://tswalkingthedog.blogspot.com/ Sent at 5:41 PM on Wednesday Red: huh We should start a band Nemo: yeah dude I just need to get an electric guitar gee-tar also when are we going to play simplified dungoens and dragons with dinosaurs and army meN? Red: HHHHHHHmmmmr 1 sec Sent at 5:46 PM on Wednesday Red: Hahaha! Sent at 5:51 PM on Wednesday Red: But 1 more minute Nemo: aw I don't want to read all of that Red: i'm looking for it... Still looking... Sent at 6:01 PM on Wednesday Red: Oh But those were the rules! Nemo: oh wait what put it back up Sent at 6:06 PM on Wednesday Nemo: ok this looks promising I may even read it soon anyway you should do the slice of life challengezzzz Red: I should In a bit Foist I'm making my blog more pollitally concious Nemo: !! Red: And by pollitically, I mean, Gingerism Nemo: haha I KNEW IT you guys are like the Black Panthers except racially inferior to whites Red: But this is serious man Wanna boycot south park?. Nemo: sure I don't watch it very often anyway I more or less stopped after the pee episode Sent at 6:14 PM on Wednesday Nemo: what is this what is this bar on top of your blag Red: It will make sense in a little bit. But now I need to do my enlish homework on the iditarod thong *thing Ewwwww How long was your jack london thing before formatting? Sent at 6:38 PM on Wednesday Red: Hello? Nemo: um what Red: Did you get any of that Nemo: I don't think I did a jack london thing Red: YOU DID PUNK I SAW IT Nemo: um okay if you say so I have no idea how long it was Red: Ok Sent at 6:44 PM on Wednesday Nemo: Also if you are writing a thing about Jack London I insist that it be titled Jack London Calling kthxbai Red: YES Sent at 7:25 PM on Wednesday Red: Ok Done Sent at 7:46 PM on Wednesday Nemo: okay time to CHECK THIS SHIT OUT Red: Have you reded my blogzzz? Nemo: I am doing so RIGHT NOW Red: HOORAY!!!!! *Throws hat in air* Nemo: what you have a hat Red: UM Yes And I just threw it in the air Nemo: can I safely emote: *snatches hat and absconds with said hat* Today we had our writing SOL's today? Bryan: Huh I am illiterate Nemo: kind of ironic, isn't it? today we had a test on how well we could write today Red: Just a lttle Nemo: I think I did really well today Red: You can quote this conversation Nemo: also Girls, you are too confusing. Just going to say it. I think that every buy ever will agree with me, even William Henry Harrison. Red: DAMN IT ALL Nemo: you know who was a decent president William Henry Harrison Red: For all of 2 months Nemo: huh, I guess the big WHH is also a theory of superconductivity THE LEGEND LIVES ON ...and an episode of "Lost" Red: So I unjustly criticized William Henry Harrison He was a pretty decent president, but didn't live long enough to follow up on that You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villian He died a hero Batman can't do either, becasue he's not a hero He's just a professional BADASSSSSS Or, as gordon says, "He's the hero we deserve, but not the hero we need." But of harvey dent, not twoface, "He was the hero we needed, not the hero we deserved " Sent at 9:28 PM on Wednesday Nemo: wow is this what happens when I walk away from the monitor for a bit] I get a fucking novel about batman and william henry harrison well sir blow it up to 350 words and you have yourself a book deal Red: ! Pretty good, you? ! Drat wrong conversation Sent at 9:33 PM on Wednesday Red: SLEAP TIME Sent at 9:59 PM on Wednesday |
Sunday, March 7, 2010
An Average Conversation with Nemo
Well, I didn't really do much today, so here's an average conversation with Nemo, I hope he's ok with this, otherwise, too bad.
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I would like the record to show that this conversation is missing parts. I DID say some positive things about William Henry Harrison, while in this post I appear to be a big WHH-man hater.
That is true. In fact, you becked him up more than me at first.
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