Nemo: NEIL YOUNG
what the hell? William Shatner?
Nemo: Presumed dangerous
Red: NIEL YOUNG!
Nemo: NEIL YOUNG.
Red: You know wh was a lame president
William Henry Harrison
Nemo: a bunch of them
what's a man with the big WHH?
Red: A woman?
Nemo: wait that's not a sentence
I meant to say "what's the matter with the big WHH?"
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Fools & Horses
how are there other songs
like the ones that aren't on that album you have
Red: Well, you see
I sgned up to get, like, 5 free teacks
But the internetz hates me
wait so what happened
If you join thier fanmail
They give you 5 free songs
Off thier ew album
But the internetzzz hates me
Nemo: no typos here, no, I don't see any
Nemo: what makes it a spirit bear
it's just sleeping
somebody go wake it up
Red: You first
keep watching that stream, you'll see me in a couple weeks when I finish walking there
and then it will be the first spirit bear mauling to be caught on film
I still don't get why it's a spirit bear
In bear form
I have no idea
Because it's actually in a trance where it enters the spirit world
I saw this really cool program on the history channel
Nemo: that's not history
that's the future
Red: And I thought "Dammit all, Nemo was right, and Red was an ignorant d-bag"
sounds really fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Red: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" is a palindrome!
one of my army men has a broken leg
Red: Oh nooooooooooo
You have two options
Nemo: but the leg is attached to the base, and the base is attached to the other leg so it's just kind of in place
Red: Surgury, which involves fire, and the army man possibly melting/catching on fire, or making a cage and putting one of your dinosaurs in it, and feeding all the wounded army men to the dinosaur
Nemo: hm that second one sounds good
hey so are you going to that fools and horses thing
Red: Which one?
Nemo: the one you copy and pasted I guess
like the address was in baltimore but then why else would you copy and paste it
it boggles the mind
I just put that up for no good reason
that makes sense
Nemo: indeedily dokey-ly
you should do the slice of life story challenge
Nemo: it is a challenge
where you write a slice of life thing every day for a month
and then you obtain great riches
one of those three things I made up
The challenge part?
Nemo: there are assuredly great riches
Red: I thopught it was, like, this writing challenge, where you had to right a 3 page story about a slice of your great grandchild's life
Nemo: great riches in PERSONAL GROWTH
yeah I have no idea why I'm doing it
I just sort of am
nah just a slice of your life I guess
When does it start
Treat: um two days ago
you do it on your BLOG
I think you know this blog that does it?
Sent at 5:41 PM on Wednesday
We should start a band
Nemo: yeah dude
I just need to get an electric guitar
also when are we going to play simplified dungoens and dragons with dinosaurs and army meN?
Sent at 5:46 PM on Wednesday
Sent at 5:51 PM on Wednesday
Red: But 1 more minute
Nemo: aw I don't want to read all of that
Red: i'm looking for it...
Sent at 6:01 PM on Wednesday
But those were the rules!
Nemo: oh wait what
put it back up
Sent at 6:06 PM on Wednesday
this looks promising
I may even read it soon
you should do the slice of life challengezzzz
Red: I should
In a bit
I'm making my blog more pollitally concious
Red: And by pollitically, I mean, Gingerism
Nemo: haha I KNEW IT
you guys are like the Black Panthers except racially inferior to whites
Red: But this is serious man
Wanna boycot south park?.
Nemo: sure I don't watch it very often anyway
I more or less stopped after the pee episode
Sent at 6:14 PM on Wednesday
Nemo: what is this
what is this bar on top of your blag
Red: It will make sense in a little bit.
But now I need to do my enlish homework
on the iditarod thong
How long was your jack london thing before formatting?
Sent at 6:38 PM on Wednesday
Nemo: um what
Red: Did you get any of that
Nemo: I don't think I did a jack london thing
Red: YOU DID
I SAW IT
Nemo: um okay if you say so
I have no idea how long it was
Sent at 6:44 PM on Wednesday
Nemo: Also if you are writing a thing about Jack London I insist that it be titled Jack London Calling kthxbai
Sent at 7:25 PM on Wednesday
Sent at 7:46 PM on Wednesday
Nemo: okay time to CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
Red: Have you reded my blogzzz?
Nemo: I am doing so RIGHT NOW
*Throws hat in air*
Nemo: what you have a hat
And I just threw it in the air
Nemo: can I safely emote:
*snatches hat and absconds with said hat*
Today we had our writing SOL's today?
I am illiterate
Nemo: kind of ironic, isn't it?
today we had a test on how well we could write today
Red: Just a lttle
Nemo: I think I did really well today
Red: You can quote this conversation
Girls, you are too confusing. Just going to say it. I think that every buy ever will agree with me, even William Henry Harrison.
Red: DAMN IT ALL
Nemo: you know who was a decent president
William Henry Harrison
Red: For all of 2 months
Nemo: huh, I guess the big WHH is also a theory of superconductivity
THE LEGEND LIVES ON
...and an episode of "Lost"
I unjustly criticized William Henry Harrison
He was a pretty decent president, but didn't live long enough to follow up on that
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villian
He died a hero
Batman can't do either, becasue he's not a hero
He's just a professional BADASSSSSS
Or, as gordon says, "He's the hero we deserve, but not the hero we need."
But of harvey dent, not twoface, "He was the hero we needed, not the hero we deserved
Sent at 9:28 PM on Wednesday
Nemo: wow is this what happens when I walk away from the monitor for a bit]
I get a fucking novel
about batman and william henry harrison
blow it up to 350 words and you have yourself a book deal
Pretty good, you?
Drat wrong conversation
Sent at 9:33 PM on Wednesday
Red: SLEAP TIME
Sent at 9:59 PM on Wednesday
Sunday, March 7, 2010
An Average Conversation with Nemo
Well, I didn't really do much today, so here's an average conversation with Nemo, I hope he's ok with this, otherwise, too bad.