Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Year?

Well, the decade is drawing to a close, certianly it was like no other, and I suppose now should be the time for some reflection. So, it's a new year, but it isn't really, sure, over the course of the year we'll probably change, but not right now because of the year change, you know? It's more like a transition, even though it is the start of a whole new calender year and al- OH GOD. SCHOOL IS IN 4 DAYS OH GOD! No!!!! AGHHHH!!!!

Well, to close up this decade, y'all ain't seen nothing yet.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Pretzel Baguette!

Mmmmmm Pretzel Baguette....

I got it at Whole Foods yesterday, these were $1.99, and delicious.

Mmmmmm

Close up!
Mmmmm
Whole Foods

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Various Thoughts and Shennanigans

The Donners threw the worst party ever man. Like, honestly guys? Jesus, get some chips or pretzels, or even order a pizza for goodness sake. Worst. Party. Ever.

So, there have been even more evidences of Gingerism these days, and it's honestly not funny. It's just people need someone to insult to be able to say anything funny, and redheads are available targets, because any other minority would get people in trouble, or require guts to joke about, obviously these people have none of these. Look at this for instance.

Shark or Mimic Octopus? You decide. (I think mimic octopuses are cooler...) Got here for more information and whatnot, and spam the voting box! Now go and screw up the democratic process!

Here's a sample from a typical conversation with Nemo:

Red: The donner part must have sucked
No music
No food

Nemo:
who are the donners?
Is it one of santa's reindeer

Red:
Like, it doesn't even have to be that great food, but even, like sandwiches would be good
no
Also,
did you see the Torainbow
?

Nemo:
the torah rainbow?

Red:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party



Nemo:
oh right
that donner party
yeah um
santa's reindeer is not proud of that
but he is glad to say he is drinking less
on average
the nervous breakdowns are getting less frequent
and that liquor store he robbed last month
was an accident

Red: Christ
man
Remember that crismas when he tried to fly drunk

Nemo:
My client has no comment on that christmas at this time

Bryan:
It took a hazmat team 3 months just to clean up the intestines
No to mention the blood

Treat: All evidence toward such an event is circumstatial

Treat: victims were reimbursed and Silenced.
tornainbow!
why is it an inspirational poster
Bryan: ?

Treat: it is not inspirational, or ironically melancholy

Bryan: Yeah

Treat: it is rather, completely badass and horrifying

Bryan: Yep
Sp
The donner party

Treat: like a butterfly that is also a chainsaw

Bryan: Not relating to the reindeer
Must've sucked

Treat: But it's the only party in town

Bryan: So

Treat: anyway screw that you know what really sucks?
Singapore

Bryan: You could write a comic about it
"Man, those donners threw the worst party of all time."
"What?"

Treat: You go to jail for littering, chewing gum is illegal, and it has the lowest sex rate in the world
Nah, I think it would go,
"Donner, party of five?"
"Nevermind. We're full"

Bryan: "Yeah, the donner party, like, jesus, bring some chips and pretzels or something, or at least order a pizza!"

Treat: anyway singapore is like totally dystopian but real

Bryan: "....Yuo do realize what the donner party was, right?"
"Yeah, like the worst party ever!"
"...."
" they ad to eat thier parents because they got lost on the way to yukon."
"Oh crap."

Treat: "Haha I knew about that becuase it was in another comic"

Treat: and it should totally be a word
but anyway
GOD DAMNIT

Bryan: "Boom headshot"
Dammit

(Around this point Nemo elaborated on how he was going to rip out my intestines with a rusty nail, I have elected to not include it...)

Treat:
THIS IS MAKING COMMUNICATION SERIOUSLY DIFFICULYT
DIFFICULT

Bryan: Two "m"'s

Treat: DID YOU READ THE PART ABOUT RERADDING, I PERSONALLY ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHAT DO YOU THINK
HA CAPS LOCK AMIRITE?

Treat: HELLO ARE YOU THERE?

Bryan: Yeha

Treat: yeeeeeeeha!

Bryan: Bang bang!
I'll get you sherrif!

Treat: yell never get me gold! sweet sweet GOLD!
yeha!
so do you rerad MSpaint adventures?


Bryan: n
o
plus I'm playing tetris
5 minutes



That's about it, thanks for reading, sorry for not posting all of last week!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dammit xkcd!







Well, I thnk that xkcd copied my rant about daylight savings time. Eh, they didn't really copy me, but, Randall Muroe must have read my rant! Or he had his mind set up to my brain's wavelentgh at the time of posting, and so he made the comic.

I have even more respect for Randall Munroe now. Not only would it make a cool movie, it but it's so true! That is how I'm going to die.

The image is from xkcd.com

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Kurt Cobain > Vampires

Ok, so, somehow vampires recently became the vheicle for teen angst, thanks to the Twilight series, but they're so lame! All Stephinie Myer did was make Vampires lamer and make them Sparkle in the sunshine! Really? I'm not going to read the twilight series, but I beleive I know the gist of it, and it sounds like Stephanie Myer just copped out and made vampires lame.
Meanwhile, Kurt Cobain, while, he may have ripped off Dinosaur Jr. and Niel Young, he invented something new, and tons of emo teens too heart in his music, as oppose to trying to be vampires and looking like idiots. I mean, sure he may have screwed up some people's lives when he commited suicide, but they got over it when they became adults, and he shot himself in the head with a shotgun, that's pretty hardcore. Shooting yoyrself, with a SHOTGUN, how do you even do that? Kurt Cobain was what, 5'9", 5'10"? The trigger is, 3-ish feet fron the end of the barrel, how could you reach the trigger?!
Anyway, Kurt Cobain is way cooler than vampires, any day of the week. I would say that he's cooler than the Crow, but, I man, the Crow is A: Immortal, and B: Would kick my ass if he found out I said that...

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Dear NASA


NASA, This is what I would like to be able to see from Earth Plz.

ok, Everyone, post this picture everywhere with the caption above.

ZOMG

Well, I was going to write about how Kurt Cobain is better than Vampires, but I'll have t osave that for later, becasue this is my 101st post!!

My 100th post talks about one of my life goals, beating Tetris, while it was (unknowingly) one of my other goals, get 100 posts on my blog.

Look at all that's happened since the begging of this blog, a couple stories, a couple pictures, a lot of non-sequiter crap. I convinced Nemo to get a blog, found other people's blogs, added Russian Quotes, added Tetris, Tetris stopped working, collaborated with Nemo and Crazy Dude, somehow managed to get subscribers, Learned that I can't spell, learned that I don't know when a sentence is long enough, ranted, and amny other things.

Thank you ll for reading my blog so far! Let's see where we are in the next 100 posts!

And if you haven't followed this long enough to get all of the weird nostalgia, USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! WOOO!!!!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

I Win

I just beat the Marathon mode of tetris. You heard me. I just beat Tetris.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Stars!

So, I have stars all over my forearm, it's a long story. There are 12 of them. I think that they would be a pretty cool tattoo, but, they are kind of feminine, so, if you're a girl and reading this, you should totally get a tattoo just like the stars on my arm. If you do, I'll think that you are A: a really cool person, and B: Really Gullible.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Lets Get it Together USA

Russia had weapons mounted on Space Stations. How did we overlook this.

"Defense measures

In addition to reconnaissance equipment, Almaz was equipped with a 23mm Nudelman rapid-fire cannon mounted in a stationary position to the forward belly of the station.[1] This self-lubricating cannon was modified from the tail-gun of Tu-22 jet bomber, and was capable of firing 950 rounds per minute. Each 200 gram projectile flew at a speed of 690 m/s relative to the station[2]. To aim the cannon the entire station would be quickly reoriented facing the threat.

Salyut 3/OPS-2 conducted a successful test firing on a target satellite remotely with the station unmanned due to concerns over excessive vibration and noise.

OPS-4 was to have featured two unguided missiles instead of the aircraft cannon, but this system has not been shown publicly and may have never been fully manufactured."

-Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almaz

Daylight Spendings (Or More Properly, the end of Daylight Savings)

Ok, so, I've resovled that Daylight saings time is the best. I would type in a normal sentence format, but here's what I said to Nemo:
"Even though I Wake up an hour early for the first week (Which I wasted by staying up till 2 the night before) I get sunshine when it's morning, which I could care less about, even though It's nice for driving, when school's over, it's twilight, and I can only be outside until 5 before the sun goes down, and it's pitch black at 6! Which I personally think is ridiculous."
It's really depessing really. I honestly don't want to do anyting on my way to school, but I do want to do stuff after school, but it's pitch black by six o clock!!

Here's the Wikipedia article:

Some Facts:
"DST is commonly not observed during most of winter, because its mornings are darker: workers may have no sunlit leisure time, and children may need to leave for school in the dark." I honestly don't care. It may be a pain for people driving, but I don't mind it being dark in the morning, plus, it means I get to see the sunrise in the morning, which is much cooler than actual sunlight. Additionally, right before daylight spendings time enacted, I'd look to DC, and see the glow of the sun, at which point, I could convince myself it was a nuclear raid, sprint fullout to the school/fallout sheter. Oh the shennanigans...

"In 1975 the U.S. DOT conservatively identified a 0.7% reduction in traffic fatalities during DST, and estimated the real reduction to be 1.5% to 2%" SAFETY!! DST is safer than Non-DST!!! Look! Proof!
^------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/

Well, that's about it, so, DST isn't coming around for a while, so I might as well just make the best of it, and have adventures before school and in the early morning more now. Thanks for Reading!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Orange Spaceship

Ok, so, I wrote this a while ago (at the end of this year, I'm going to have so many one paragraph stories/crappy vignettes...) and I just got around to posting it. I'll probably continue it sometime.

The passengers looked back on the world they were leaving behind, as the fleets moved in. Headed towards the only opening, high above Antarctica, praying they'd make it.
A result of intergalactic negotiations gone wrong, twelve hundred carriers from Citrusia had arrived on the already weakened Earth's doorstep. As their beams shot down apon the major cities, the frigates entered the atmosphere. Humans were preparing o fight, despite the imminent loss facing them. The laser installation on the moon had been wiped out before it could fire a shot.
The spaceship broke free of the atmosphere's pull, and those aboard knew that they wouldn't have an earth to come back to. The future of humanity lay aboard an Orange Spaceship

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Huh, I TOLD YOU!

Ok, well, this is a bit concerning. But first, I TOLD YOU GINGERISM EXISTED!!!! Ok, well, this is kind of ridiculous on a few levels. First, they just followed the example of a South Park episode, which is absurd enough. Ok, look, South Park is funny, and you can joke about it, but for the love of, Following its example? Really? Second, I mean, it's pretty brutal, but, I feel like the kid couldn't defend himself, like, (not endorsing violence) If I was in that situation, I'd just tackle one kid and try to rip his head off, it would scare the hell oout of everyone... Also, there were a couple people talking about us in the same way white people talked about black people before the 1950's, while trying not to sound racist, I mean, I guess I never noticed it before, but, now that I'm on the reciveing end, I can see why there's still so much racial tension, white people just don't understand. Thy try, but white eople just can't emphasize, I'm sorry, you can't.
But it is also really concerning. I mean, I feel pretty much accepted, because I don't think my hair matters that much, even though I am the only redhead in my grade. I just don't think it's that weird, I guess because I never thought about it that much before, but evidently some people think that that's enough reason to ostracize some one. I mean, I feel like I have a better understanding of racism now, but I don't think that it can really compare.
But really, following South Park?! Really?!

Monday, November 23, 2009

More Comics, and the Rest of the Drawings


So, I made some more comics, and I decided "What the hell" and am going to post the rest of those drawings that I never got around to doing. Hopefully the next blog post will have some legitimate amount of writing.







Ha! I lied, there are still more drawings!


Here's a quote form the Who:
Let's see action! Let's see people! Let's see freedom!

Here's a quote from xkcd:


We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves.
The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.
This is not the algorithm. This is close.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

More Comics!

I can't figure out a name, but,

Here's some more comics (I hope you like them too...) [And if you click on them, they zoom in!]




I made a comic!

Well, Nemo bought some army men yesterday, and made a few comics, here's one I made.
I hope you like it...






Monday, November 16, 2009

Cowboys and Woolly Mammoths

Ok, so last night, I lied.

Sorry. I guess I was just really tired. now, here's some pictures of a Cowboy riding a Wooly mammoth.

















Here's the Proof to prove it:












Statments: Reasons:
1. Humans lived at the same time as 1. Given
woolly mammoths
2. Types of Indians lived at the same 2. Given
time as woolly mammoths.
3. Cowboys lived at the same time 3. The Sundance Kid
as Indians.
4. Cowboys are human. 4. Given
5. Cowboys lived at the same time as 5. Substitution Property and
woolly mammoths. deductive reasoning.

If any one can prove otherwise, show me said proof! There's my proof!
Centroid

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Self-Reflection

Ok, well, I've realized that my sense of humor has pretty much reverted back to third grade. Maybe to be "ironic" but it's all absurdism, dinosaurs, and playing tetris compulsively. This is a problem. I'm not sure what I can attribute it to though, but I'm going to assume xkcd, MLIA, and College Humor. This needs to turn around NOW! I looked back at elementary schoolers, and I had a simillar sense of humor as them, which I attributed to me tryign to "be ironic". This is bad/
I apologize about not adding a drawing to this blog post. I have more, but, stuff.

Crazydude needs to post more on his blog.

Jesus, I'm not even elaboration on anything now. I'm probably not going to post anything on this blog for a while, there's just not enough time for anything anymore, and i have to not fail this quarter. So, yeah, whatever.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Woah!


As you can see above, Google Earth captured a Lancaster Bomber flying over a neighborhood in England. If you want to see it in Google Earth, go to 52 20 10.87N 0 11 43.34W and under "Edit" "Historical View" and go to December 30th 2003.


In additional news, I apologize for the embryo donation ad on the bottom of the blog, but I can't et rid of it without getting rid of tetris...


Saturday, November 7, 2009

According to the dentist, flossiog is my new hobby...

Friday, November 6, 2009

He's the One, Who Likes All Our Pretty Songs


Ha! Fooled you! I bet that you thought I was going to talk about Nirvana or In Bloom! Which is on Never- nevermind, I guess I did in fact, talk about Nirvana. Drat! Outsmarted again!

Well, I'm sitting here, drinking root beer, and reflecting on the fact that my kneecaps no longer work. But, root beer is delicious, so it evens out.

I read a Choose Your Own Adventure book last night (Surely the ultimate form of literature), and my adventure was pretty good, but left me with more questions than answers. My friends and I flew to the Sahara, and spotted a UFO, the aliens asked us to steal some salt from the traders nearby, and we agreed. They gave us a laser pistol, and as we started off, we ran into ourselves, and the other us said that the traders needed water, which the Aliens had accidentally dug up, and the Aliens needed salt, and we ended up getting a tour of the galaxy. Despite how confused I was, it was an adventure, none the less.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Aero 6-5000


They should toatally make one! No joke! I mean, it might be kinda awkward to cross the bridge, but think about it, it'd be like a road trip, in the Sky!!!

Hmm, I just realized that the Triceratops drawing would've looked better if I put it with my dinosaur post, oh well, fail.

Well, today, I went on an epic adventure with Nemo, involving Smurfs, Ice Cream, a tower, and Dinosaurs. Hopefully he'll put up pictures soon.

ADVENTURE!!!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Sousaphone!


So, yesterday, through band, we preformed in the Patrick Henry parade, and it was awesome!

Two days ago, it was my first time playing the Sousaphone, and we were marching with it on Friday. After a ton of preperation, we were ready. The band drove out to Patrick Henry, and assembled in te parking lot, behind a Fire Truck! Then we began to march, for what seemed like miles, and after a while, I couldn't feel my shoulder anymore. Regardless, it was awesome! Then, when we got back on the bus, the principal gave us FREE PIZZA!!! It was so great!

Even better, one teacher told us that she was walking with a profoundly deaf boy, couldn't hear at all, but he was still dancing alongside us, becasue he could feel the vibrations of the drums and tubas!! Evidently, we made his day, which was better than free pizza.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Hexagon Man!


I'vr figuredo ut how to make the most out of my early release tomorrow, not sleep!

And that's about it...

Oh! I construceted most of the Alphabet using the names of dinosaurs!!

A- Apatosaurus
B- Baryonix
C- Compsognathus
D- Dienonychus
E- Euoplocephaus
F- There is no dinosaur that's name starts with "F"! Seriously!
G- Gigantosaurus
H- Hadrosaurus
I- Iguanidon
J- No j...
K- Kentrosaurus
L- Lufengosaurus
M- Maiasaura
N- Nanosaurus (More recently called Othnielia)
O- Ouranosaurus
P- Pentrasaurus
Q- Quetzalcoatlus (Technically a pteranadon...)
R- Rhabdodon
S- Spinosaurus!
T- Tyrannosaurus Rex
U- There is NO U...
V- Velociraptor
W- Wuerhosaurus
X- Did you honestly think that there was going to be an "X"?
Y- Yangchaunsaurus
Z- Really?

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Yay!?


Today was pretty interesting. I started a game of craps on the bridge, if you want to join, we play right after school.

In science today, there were atleast 4 points where yelling out "FIIIIRRRREEE!!!!" was completely apporopriate. I think I'm going to like this year.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Well, I just made it up the staircase while only touching 3 steps.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Least Interesting Person in the World

Well, nothing is happening really.

I got a new font! I think it's cool...

Eh, not really.

Moving on, here's a story:

The Mailman dropped off a huge wooden box on my doorstep. There was a strange noise coming from inside, and? I couldn't shake the feeling that something was in there....
I picked up the laser pistol I have by the door, just in case. I kicked the lid open, and waited. A grey hand groped out of the box, and I fired a string of shots into the box, "Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!" The hand dropped. I looked inside. There was the motionless body of a space zombie. Somebody wanted to do away with me, and I was going to find out...

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Well, I was watching a show where a man was playing tuba, a farmer playing keytar, and a caveman playing electric guitar, all of whom were inturrupted by a-
Dancing Cobra-man in a jumpsuit wearing a clock around his neck like Flava Flav. No joke.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Yay! A Story!

Well, I wrote up this story, and now I can't think of a title, or a plot not invoving dinosaurs or zombies. Feel free to comment your ideas for a title/ ideas about the story here!

“RRRRAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!”

“Whoops.”

Jerry was walking through the playground on his way home from school, something he did every day, when he suddenly saw a tree, in the middle of the field. He swore that there wasn’t one there yesterday, and went over to investigate. The tree seemed normal at first, until he saw an odd shaped root, infact, it was shaped just like a doorknob. Curiosity took over, and he pulled on the root, and a chunk of ground came up, just big enough for him to crawl through. Ignoring caution, he jumped in the hole, and found himself in what looked like an alchemist’s cave. A cauldron was sitting over the fire, creating a strange, green fog. Bubbling concoctions lined the table, and jars full of bizarre animal parts. Jerry was engrossed in this, when suddenly a hand touched him on the back.

“Why hello there, you’re the first person to come in today. I assumed that I’d meet many more people with this location.”

“What? Who are you?”

“My apologies, allow me to explain myself, I’m Frederick Von Schilfen, time traveling mad scientist. I came to your day an age to bring back some samples of your superior paper, parchment is far too expensive, and I like the feel of paper more. Would you be interested in lending me some? You will be compensated for your loss of such a valuable item.”

“Umm, sure. Here’s some,” Jerry said as he handed Von Schilfen a stack of notebook paper, “what was this compensation?”

“Thank you, thank you, and thank you! This paper is excellent! You can feel free to choose any of those containers, each have their own magical properties. The big round one allows you to procure unlimited amounts of food, the square one will allow you to speak to animals, that small glass vile allows you to make three wishes using the dust in it, and the-”

Jerry’s eyes lit up as soon as he heard the one about 3 wishes. He knew instantly what he’d wish for. He turned back to Von Schilfen, “I’ll take the one the one with the wishes.”

Von Schilfen sighed, “Well, be careful, most wishes don’t go, according to plan, per say. And if something goes wrong, you can’t un-wish it, you have to wish again to counter it. Are you sure?”

“Yes. I’m sure,” Jerry said as he took the vile. He walked out of the cave, and took a better look at it, “Yes…”

Once he got home, Jerry took the vile out of his pocket. He rolled it around a couple times in his hand, before taking a pinch of the powder out of it, throwing it in the air and exclaiming, “I wish I had a dinosaur!!” He waited. Nothing happened. Assuming that he’d just done something wrong, Jerry turned around and went inside. He pulled out some toaster waffles for an afternoon snack, and just as he was putting them in the toaster, a tremendous roar came from just outside.

“RRRRAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!”

The sudden noise caused Jerry to drop one of the waffles. Looking down Jerry bent over to pick up the waffle, “Whoops.” Then it hit him. He didn’t wish for a peaceful sauropod, he had just wished up a dinosaur, and a big one at that. “Whoops.”

Looking out the window, he saw the legs of a dinosaur, at least as big as his house. He ran outside, and saw, in living flesh, a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

“Uh-Oh.” The seemingly inconspicuous utterance drew the T-Rex’s attention. The 40 foot tall lizard began to charge, and Jerry started sprinting down the street. He pulled out the vile, “I wish for another dinosaur to fight off the T-Rex!!!” Jerry yelled without thinking.

“RRRRRRRAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

“RARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!”

Jerry turned around. The T-Rex wasn’t following him anymore, instead, it was running away from him, and had been chased away, by a bigger T-Rex. Jerry bolted to the park, hoping that he could find some cover. As he looked over his shoulder, he saw the larger T-Rex gaining on him. Jerry sprinted to the stream, there was a tunnel he could hide in.

As Jerry slogged through the stream, he came to the tunnel, and hid inside. It was damp, and near pitch-black. The earth suddenly trembled. The T-Rex was trying the dig Jerry up. He pulled just enough powder left for his third wish, “I wish- for a Unicorn to fight off the T-Rex!” Suddenly, the trembling stopped. Jerry cautiously moved to the entrance of the tunnel, to find the unicorn battling the T-Rex. They continued until the unicorn emerged the victor. Jerry walked out of the tunnel to thank the unicorn, when it started to gallop down the streets, going to finish the job.

Jerry flipped on the Television, and began to changed channels. He passed by the local news station, and momentarily saw hundreds of people surrounding the body of a T-Rex. Looking around, Jerry quickly changed the channel, and pretended as if nothing had happened.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Huh

Well, I haven't posted in a while, and I may scan up some drawing/doodles.

Umm, well, Nemo and I and Person #3, went to the CD Store, and got 21 monstlye random CD's, and then split them up. I got 2 R.E.M. Cd's (Pretty good) a Matchbox 20 CD (Suprisingly Decent), Rage Against the Machine (Meh), Highway Specific by Matthew Davies( Awesome), a Travis CD (Also Pretty Good), and a Tribe Called Quest CD, which I doubt that Nemo or Person #3 will listen to, but it's good.

Today I ran for president of the NJHS, it was mostly because no one else was running and I ad libbed my speach, but I think that that should be the model for Democracy. Not really of course, that would be terrible. One of the people running for Treasurer was a sef-prloclaimed socialist, and I don't think that that would work, at all. Not even slightly. I kinda hope that I don't get elected, because I have no idea what I'm doing...

Wel, that's about it...

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Happy One Year and One Day Anniversary!! Yay!!


Yup, this is the one year and one day anniversary of my blog! Yay!

Well, I thought about putting something really cool and meaningful up, but I couldn't think of anything. All I really have is a quote that adorns the interior of Georgetown's School of Forgien Service.

The Age Of Nations Is Past
It Remains For Us Now
If We Do Not Wish To Perish
To Set Aside The Ancient Prejudices
And Build The Earth.
-Peirre Teilhard de Chardin

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Here's an equation. Babysitting for rich people=$60 a week=around $7 a day=living comfertably because HALF OF THE ENTIRE WORLD LIVES ON LESS THAN $2 A DAY

Friday, August 14, 2009

How to get a free Zune!

Well, my older brother, while a nice gu, is not good about saving money. He has atleast 7 pairs of nike basketball shoes which he doesn't wear, 2 laptops which don't work, and a box of outdated fancy electronics.

So, I was on the basement computer the other day, And I stumbled across the box of fancy electronics. Inside it, was a zune! It worked perfectly, except it had some software problems, and he couldn't hook it up to a computer. I asked him if I could have it, and he said "Sure, it doesn't work". So, I downloaded the zune software, got it working, and crammed it full of movies and music.

Combining Tooble with Youtube Movies (Ghostbusters!!!). And it's legal!* Yay!

Here's some movies that stuck out to me-
Moonfire
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
The Last Warrior
Animal Farm (Ha, Nemo had to read it last year...)
Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull's History Lesson
Little Shop of Horrors
Legend of Bigfoot

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Oh man, it was so intense, Crazy Dude and I were riding our bikes, and we passed by, it must have been a birthday party, there was a dozen 8 year olds with ...
Super Soakers, and opened fire on us. We wouldn't run from a fight, so we ditched our bikes, and dove behind some trash cans. We found a hose and returned fire.
We were soaking wet, but I'm going to say that both parties involved had awesome times.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

In Which Humanity Destroys Nature


5.

Ok, first, this post is more of a response to Nemo's statement than anything else, but I disagree with what he says. This will be a purely scientific standpoint, just to say.

When humans first came around, they lived, 20- 25 years, aboAlign Leftut as much as a wolf or a deer, they lived a normal time compared to other animals. But over the course of just 2 million years, we've risen to the most dominant being on earth. And, in around, 500 years, we've extended our lifespan to tremendous amounts. The oldest person ever was 122. 122! A lot of trees don't live to be 122! Humans have also carried animals along for the ride with them, and while most animals associated with humans are exploited for food our labor, some, like dogs, are just there for the point of being there, if you think about it, it's ridiculous, but humanity does it. The main thing we have is the ability to invent. We're no longer just existing in our environment, we actively go out and change our environment to suit our needs, and while it may not always be good, it just goes to show how far we've come. As well as changing our environments, we also can move freely between environments. There's humans on every corner of the globe, the only other animals that have that ability are dogs, and it's partially thanks to us. And while humanity's inventions may not always be good, and our bodies are still fragile, in the aspect of physical breaking, we've extended our original lifespans by 60+ years, have effectively wiped out an entire virus, an have taken over the world. Call it what you want, but I think that that's evidence enough to show that nature is distinctly not, beating us.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Back!

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Hey guys, I'm back from the Adirondacks, in NY. It was beutiful up there. Despite the fact that I got Super-Sunburnt, it was an awesome trip. The Adirondacks are 6 Million acres. That's almost a quarter of the entire state. Once you get up on top of a mountain, or in the center of the lake, you can see miles, and the view is breath taking. The Japanese come here and are astonished by how vast it is, because they sell land by the square foot.

Also, the entire week was spent with my mom's side of the family, and it was pretty awesome.

And, that's all I really can say right now.

Back!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Ever Notice How the Title is Kind of a Spoiler?

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GRRRRR [Angry Face]. This bugs me, I would rant about it, but I'm sure my various rants that don't really apply to anyone must get really irritating...

On a lighter note, I found one of my old Super Balls!! Those things are insane! The rest of this week is going to rock.

Huh, I need to double check my spelling more...

I apologize for the incoherent-ness of this post.

Yes! Crazy Dude is back from China!! But he's on a 12 hour difference from us, so it'll be a couple of days before he's back on normal time. Speaking of which, Crazy Dude- My new radio tower makes yours look like a walkie-talkie!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Various Pictures, and a New Story!

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Well, Nemo and I are working on a new story, similar to "Sloth Island", and will be posted on Inexicplicable, and I finally scanned up a bunch of various drawings, so, I'll release them over the course of the week.
Explanations For the Pictures to Come:
1. Our shool got lazy...
2. Self Explaniatory mostly (The guy in the second drwaing is holding a "Torch Flashlight")
3. This happens to me on a regular basis...
4. Personal Experience...
5. A Moose!
6. I was bored, also, I wouldn't suggest Nuking Wyoming, just turn the entire state into a national park.


Monday, July 6, 2009

Various Thoughts From Camp

Well, here's just some thoughts and quotes from camp:

Damn Swedes, they're beating us in the spork race. They've already mastered the Sporf, far beyond the simple "Sporks" we're still messing with. As of now, it looks like socialism is the way to go, but, just like against the Russians, I have confidence that the US will prevail! This is why, although I have a Sporf, I find that the Ka-Bar Hobo (Similar One) is far a better tool. So remember, buy American Made!

Also, I found out that they replaced the "Cookie Monster" with the "Veggie Monster" most would assume that they just wanted to make it "Healthier", but I realized that the Cookie Monster had OD'd, what do you think was in those cookies, causeing him to eat them that obsessivly....

Also, in the debate of whether Sonic or Shadow is better, I just have to say, Speedy Gonzales kicks both of thier rear ends!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

America, and Some Thoughts from Camp...

Today is July 4th, the day of our Nation's independence, and the day America is most protected from Alien invasion by a cloud of fire (Wrond again! -Whoever made Independence Day, awesome movie though...). As I have said many times earlier, USA! USA! USA!! WOOOO!!!!! But, seriously, I thank whatever benevolent power there is that I was born an American, I live a great lifestyle, have more than I need, live in the most beautiful country on the planet. While the romanticized image of "The Land of Opprotunity" may be gone, America is still as full of opprotunity as it was 200 years ago.

Also, I just got back from summer camp, which, overall was pretty awesome. That's kind of why I didn't post for a week. Thankfully, I didn't get any ticks, go figure. I'll post my thoughts from camp later. Forcast for the rest of the summer: I'm going to a family reunion for a week, next Saturday, and then I'll go to another camp the first week of August, so my blogging may fail somewhat...

Well, I'm going to find out the recent events, and then go watch the fireworks, bye.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

*Yawn* Night Time

I can't actually tell you why I'm wide awake at 1:15 in the morning, or why I'm blogging, oh well ar night, kinda.Everyone's asleep, and it's telly peaceful, but it's also dark... Grrr. Wait, what os brother doing? He's in the kitchen making a raket that no one but me hears...

You know what bug comes in second on my list, right after ticks? Mosqitos. The've singlehandedly killed more peopl than any other creature/disease ever. I mean, iyt is considerate of them to makr dure we don't feel them stabbing us, but why do they're bite marks have to itch so much??!! I need some more Deet...

Well, I should prbavbly hit the hay, 'night.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Joeseh Stalin Quote

I don't really want to post twice in one day, but I was looking at the quotes at the bottom of my blog, and I saw this quote:

"Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division ;and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts." -Joesph Stalin

Despite the fact that this was said over 50 years ago in a Communist Nation, it holds true to the world today, somewhat. In America, owning land has become commonplace, but Half of the world lives on less that $2 a day, Americans on average live on, say, $50. That's 25 times more than half of the world. Despite what we've tried to do, this fact is just that, a fact!

Good Morning *Yawn*

Yawn, well, I have pretty much nothing to do this summer before Noon, so I feel like blogging...

Hmm, do I like the Morning of Night more? Well, the morning is full of opportunity, the sun's just coming up, and everything seems new. Yeah, mornings are nice. But waking up isn't fun, unless you sleep in. Meanwhile night, well, I have more choice over my consciousness levels, and people seem more active, and going to sleep fells good. But, it's dark, and there's weird noises, and the human body is naturally afraid of the dark. And, there's less opportunity at night, unless you go out on some Half-Cocked adventure to a convenience store at 4 in the morning (Oh man, this one time...)

So, which do I like more, Morning or night? Couldn't tell you...

Monday, June 22, 2009

Into the Candy Metro

Thanks to Nemo's suggestion, I finally saw Into the Wild, which, was, an amazing movie, but it is rated "R", for good reasons... My mom came in during the last 10 minutes, and thought that he movie was a cautionary tale, and completely misunderstood the megssage. Speaking of which, Nemo is going to die in a way very similar to that movie, except he'll have a dog...

Huh, my room is weird, well, that's a well known fact, but today, I was eating M&M's, and I dropped one under my desk, a yellow one in fact. So, I reached topick it up, and I found a yellow starburst! And te M&M is gone! This is so weird...

While listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers, I realized that one of the songs on their album was entitiled Magic Johnson, which is about the LA Lakers, specifically one of thier star players at the time, Magic Johnson. And, though it's bizzare, it's actually a pretty entertaining song, you should listen to it the next time that you have a chance.

I realized today that I would do something really foolish if I ever inherited a lot of money. First, I would plan to use it for college, or something llike that. Then, I would feel like a jerk, and realize that I'd want to give some to charity. I would then rent a helicopter, get the rest of the money in one dollar bills, and fly all over the countery "Making it Rain" dollar bills. It would be so awesome.

Ok, lastly,two Metro trians crashed on the Red line today. This really hits home to me, because I took the Metro home from the Nationals game yesterday. Just like TS's disbelief at the Air France flight crashing, this shocked me. I alwas imagined something like that happening, but I never thought that it would. This is shocking, and I'll probably find out more about it tomorrow.

Summer!!...

Yes! It's finally summer! I have so much to do! But, right now I'm bored out of my skull... If anyone who reads this blog wants to hang out later, contact me.

Also, CrazyDude is in China right now, and want to Skype with me. To CrazyDude- I don't know what your skype is!

To everyone else, who feels really ailenated, USA! USA! USA!!!! Wooo!!!!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Sloth Island

Well, I needed to distract Nemo, and I started writing this, and then it turned into a back and forth story, here, is Sloth Island:

(Original [minus Names])
Red:There's sloths out there........
Nemo: go on....
Red: "Guys, we don't have a chance. I'm going out there to buy us some time."
"No! You'll never make it!"
Nemo: Hehe

Red:
"I know, but as long as you three survive, maybe they can be stopped. Remember me."
Nemo: "But you're the only one that can stop them!"
Red: The door opens, and is closed.
Nemo: 'Noooooo! I'm going after him!"
Sent at 8:04 PM on Wednesday
Red: They restrain Kim, who is now nearly hysterical, and gunshots are heard outside
Leaves rustle, then screams.
Nemo: "Oh god. The sloths can use guns!"
Red: "Kim, he's gone. He would have wanted it this way."
Nemo: "We had better get to the hoverbikes while they're still eating his face."
Red: "All that matters now, is us staying alive, and informing the government of his sacrifice..."
Nemo: "And bringing them the sword of sloth-slaying, of course. We wouldn't want the sacrifices we all made to retrieve it to go to waste."
Red: "I don't think that they see us, go! Go! Go!"
Nemo: "Oh my god, there's blood everywhere!
Red: "Oh my god! Kim! Gary! Go! They've got my leg!!!!"
Nemo: "The Sword! Use the sword!!"
Red: "Aaaauuuuggghghhhhh!!!!"
CRUNCH



Nemo: In one movement, Gary brought the swords on the sloth...

the was a bright light...
but it was too late
Red: The Sloth's bones are crushed by the sword, but two of the 4 survivors were gone
Nemo: Kim and Gary tore off towards the hoverbike shed
Red: Gary and Kim raced towards the hoverbikes chopping their way through the sloths, and made their way to race off the island
Nemo: "Look out! Megalonychid!!!
"It's a giant sloth!!"
Red: The two biked towards the beach, hoping to escape.

Halfway, Gary started to veer to the left, "What are you doing?" Kim asked.

"I'm going to blow up the whole goddamn island including that Medalonychild, get to the beach, get the boat, and wait for me. As soon as you see me, there's not much time left..."
Nemo: "You can't! Everyone else is already way too dead!'
Red: "Kim, this is our one chance. If I don't do this, how many more people could die? What if the sloths got off the island?! This is our only hope!"
Nemo: Kim sped off towards the submarine pad, ducking under three-toeds and over ground sloths, fearing the sinister red glow in their eyes, and steering wide clear of the sloth-wizard's lair. Finally she reached the submarine...
Red: Kim jumped off her hoverbike, and on top of the sub. She saw the outline of Gary, on top of the volcano, he was setting a charge. She prayed that he lived, as she ducked inside the submarine, it was filled with sloths!
Nemo: the sword...she still had the sword!
Red: Remembering Peter, and her good friend Tony, she jumped inside, for if they couldn't get off the island, their sacrifices would be for naught.
Nemo: A swarm of demonic sloths leaped at her, tearing at her from every direction, mouths foaming...she lashed out with the sword, and they drew back. Just then, and explosion rocked the island.
Red: (Pause: You should put a copy of your speech on your Blog...)
Nemo: hmm...my dad said that too
Red: Continue: There was still 6 of those creatures. They had Kim cornered, then, three of them were pulled off, and thrown into the pyre of the island. Gary had come back! "We should go, NOW!!!!!"
Nemo: Kim dispatched two more sloths with her, but the last one emerged from the bright light unscathed. To their horror, they realized it was the sloth-wizard
Red: The submarine was now 50 feet under, Gary moved to the hatch, Kim and the Sloth-Wizard stared, mono e mono.
Nemo: "FOOLISH HUMANS! SLOTHS RULED THE EARTH BEFORE, AND THEY SHALL RULE IT AGAIN!'
Sent at 8:32 PM on Wednesday
Nemo: hello?
End of messages received while you were offline at 8:33 PM on Wednesday
Red: Oh
I thought that you were still typing
and then my internet conecction died
So
Sent at 8:38 PM on Wednesday
Red: The cabin filled with water, and Kim didn't realize what happened at first. And then realized what Gary did, it was thier only chance. The two humans went up, for the air
Then, a bubble caught them, sending them up through the water.
Nemo: "Can sloths swim?"
Red: "No, I think that are troubles are over."
Just then, a tooth rocketed in between the pair. The Sloth-Wizard had exploded.
Nemo: The end...or is it?

(Editied version)

There's sloths out there........
"Guys, we don't have a chance. I'm going out there to buy us some time."
"No! You'll never make it!"
"I know, but as long as you three survive, maybe they can be stopped. Remember me."
"But you're the only one that can stop them!"
The door opens, and is closed.
"Noooooo! I'm going after him!"
They restrain Kim, who is now nearly hysterical, and gunshots are heard outside. Leaves rustle, then screams.
"Oh god. The sloths can use guns!"
"Kim, he's gone. He would have wanted it this way."
"We had better get to the hoverbikes while they're still eating his face."
"All that matters now, is us staying alive, and informing the government of his sacrifice..."
"And bringing them the sword of sloth-slaying, of course. We wouldn't want the sacrifices we all made to retrieve it to go to waste."
"I don't think that they see us, go! Go! Go!"
"Oh my god, there's blood everywhere!
"Oh my god! Kim! Gary! Go! Theyve got my leg!!!!"
"The Sword! Use the sword!!"
"Aaaauuuuggghghhhhh!!!!"
CRUNCH
In one movement, gary brought the swords on the sloth...
there was a bright light,but it was too late.The Sloth's bones are crushed by the sword, but two of the 4 survivors were gone
Kim and Gary tore off towards the hoverbike shed/
Gary and Kim raced towards the hoverbikes chopping thier way through the sloths, and made their way to race off the island
"Look out! Megalonychid!!!
"It's a giant sloth!!"
The two biked towards the beach, hoping to escape.
Halfway, Gary started to veer to the left, "What are you doing?" Kim asked.
"I'm going to blow up the whole goddamn island including that Medalonychild, get to the beach, get the boat, and wait for me. As soon as you see me, there's not much time left..."
"You can't! Everyone else is already way too dead!'
"Kim, this is our one chance. If I don't do this, how many more people could die? What if the sloths got off the island?! This is our only hope!"
Kim sped off towards the submarine pad, ducking under three-toeds and over ground sloths, fearing the sinister red glow in their eyes, and steering wide clear of the sloth-wizard's lair. Finally she reached the submarine. Kim jumped off her hoverbike, and ontop of the sub. She saw the outline of Gary, on top of the volcano, he was setting a charge. She prayed that he lived, as she ducked inside the submarine, it was filled with sloths! The sword...she still had the sword!
Remembering Peter, and her good friend Tony, she jumped inside, for if they couldn't get off the island, thier sacrifices would be for naught. A swarm of demonic sloths leaped at her, tearing at her from every direction, mouths foaming...she lashed out with the sword, and they drew back. Just then, and explosion rocked the island.

There was still 6 of those creatures. They had Kim cornered, then, three of them were pulled off, and thrown into the pyre of the island. Gary had come back! "We should go, NOW!!!!!"
Kim dispatched two more sloths with her, but the last one emerged from the bright light unscathed. To their horror, they realized it was the sloth-wizard.
The submarine was now 50 feet under, Gary moved to the hatch, Kim and the Sloth-Wizard stared, mono e mono.
"FOOLISH HUMANS! SLOTHS RULED THE EARTH BEFORE, AND THEY SHALL RULE IT AGAIN!'
The cabin filled with water, and Kim didn't realize what happened at first. And then realized what Gary did, it was thier only chance. The two humans went up, for the air
Then, a bubble caught them, sending them up through the water.
"Can sloths swim?"
"No, I think that are troubles are over."
Just then, a tooth rocketed in between the pair. The Sloth-Wizard had exploded.
The end...or is it?