Various Thoughts and Shennanigans

The Donners threw the worst party ever man. Like, honestly guys? Jesus, get some chips or pretzels, or even order a pizza for goodness sake. Worst. Party. Ever.

So, there have been even more evidences of Gingerism these days, and it's honestly not funny. It's just people need someone to insult to be able to say anything funny, and redheads are available targets, because any other minority would get people in trouble, or require guts to joke about, obviously these people have none of these. Look at this for instance.

Shark or Mimic Octopus? You decide. (I think mimic octopuses are cooler...) Got here for more information and whatnot, and spam the voting box! Now go and screw up the democratic process!

Here's a sample from a typical conversation with Nemo:

Red: The donner part must have sucked

No music

No food

Nemo: who are the donners?

Is it one of santa's reindeer

Red: Like, it doesn't even have to be that great food, but even, like sandwiches would be good

no

Also,

did you see the Torainbow

?

Nemo: the torah rainbow?

Red: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party

Nemo: oh right

that donner party

yeah um

santa's reindeer is not proud of that

but he is glad to say he is drinking less

on average

the nervous breakdowns are getting less frequent

and that liquor store he robbed last month

was an accident

Red: Christ man

Remember that crismas when he tried to fly drunk

Nemo: My client has no comment on that christmas at this time

Bryan: It took a hazmat team 3 months just to clean up the intestines

No to mention the blood

Treat: All evidence toward such an event is circumstatial

Bryan: http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1928502

Treat: victims were reimbursed and Silenced.

tornainbow!

why is it an inspirational poster

Bryan: ?

Treat: it is not inspirational, or ironically melancholy

Bryan: Yeah

Treat: it is rather, completely badass and horrifying

Bryan: Yep

Sp

The donner party

Treat: like a butterfly that is also a chainsaw

Bryan: Not relating to the reindeer

Must've sucked

Treat: But it's the only party in town

Bryan: So

Treat: anyway screw that you know what really sucks?

Singapore

Bryan: You could write a comic about it

"Man, those donners threw the worst party of all time."

"What?"

Treat: You go to jail for littering, chewing gum is illegal, and it has the lowest sex rate in the world

Nah, I think it would go,
"Donner, party of five?"
"Nevermind. We're full"

Bryan: "Yeah, the donner party, like, jesus, bring some chips and pretzels or something, or at least order a pizza!"

Treat: anyway singapore is like totally dystopian but real

Bryan: "....Yuo do realize what the donner party was, right?"

"Yeah, like the worst party ever!"

"...."

" they ad to eat thier parents because they got lost on the way to yukon."

"Oh crap."

Treat: "Haha I knew about that becuase it was in another comic"

Treat: and it should totally be a word

but anyway

GOD DAMNIT

Bryan: "Boom headshot"

Dammit

(Around this point Nemo elaborated on how he was going to rip out my intestines with a rusty nail, I have elected to not include it...)

Treat: THIS IS MAKING COMMUNICATION SERIOUSLY DIFFICULYT

DIFFICULT

Bryan: Two "m"'s

Treat: DID YOU READ THE PART ABOUT RERADDING, I PERSONALLY ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHAT DO YOU THINK

HA CAPS LOCK AMIRITE?

Treat: HELLO ARE YOU THERE?

Bryan: Yeha

Treat: yeeeeeeeha!

Bryan: Bang bang!

I'll get you sherrif!

Treat: yell never get me gold! sweet sweet GOLD!

yeha!

so do you rerad MSpaint adventures?

Bryan: n

o

plus I'm playing tetris

5 minutes

That's about it, thanks for reading, sorry for not posting all of last week!