Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Sloth Island

Well, I needed to distract Nemo, and I started writing this, and then it turned into a back and forth story, here, is Sloth Island:

(Original [minus Names])
Red:There's sloths out there........
Nemo: go on....
Red: "Guys, we don't have a chance. I'm going out there to buy us some time."
"No! You'll never make it!"
Nemo: Hehe

Red:
"I know, but as long as you three survive, maybe they can be stopped. Remember me."
Nemo: "But you're the only one that can stop them!"
Red: The door opens, and is closed.
Nemo: 'Noooooo! I'm going after him!"
Sent at 8:04 PM on Wednesday
Red: They restrain Kim, who is now nearly hysterical, and gunshots are heard outside
Leaves rustle, then screams.
Nemo: "Oh god. The sloths can use guns!"
Red: "Kim, he's gone. He would have wanted it this way."
Nemo: "We had better get to the hoverbikes while they're still eating his face."
Red: "All that matters now, is us staying alive, and informing the government of his sacrifice..."
Nemo: "And bringing them the sword of sloth-slaying, of course. We wouldn't want the sacrifices we all made to retrieve it to go to waste."
Red: "I don't think that they see us, go! Go! Go!"
Nemo: "Oh my god, there's blood everywhere!
Red: "Oh my god! Kim! Gary! Go! They've got my leg!!!!"
Nemo: "The Sword! Use the sword!!"
Red: "Aaaauuuuggghghhhhh!!!!"
CRUNCH



Nemo: In one movement, Gary brought the swords on the sloth...

the was a bright light...
but it was too late
Red: The Sloth's bones are crushed by the sword, but two of the 4 survivors were gone
Nemo: Kim and Gary tore off towards the hoverbike shed
Red: Gary and Kim raced towards the hoverbikes chopping their way through the sloths, and made their way to race off the island
Nemo: "Look out! Megalonychid!!!
"It's a giant sloth!!"
Red: The two biked towards the beach, hoping to escape.

Halfway, Gary started to veer to the left, "What are you doing?" Kim asked.

"I'm going to blow up the whole goddamn island including that Medalonychild, get to the beach, get the boat, and wait for me. As soon as you see me, there's not much time left..."
Nemo: "You can't! Everyone else is already way too dead!'
Red: "Kim, this is our one chance. If I don't do this, how many more people could die? What if the sloths got off the island?! This is our only hope!"
Nemo: Kim sped off towards the submarine pad, ducking under three-toeds and over ground sloths, fearing the sinister red glow in their eyes, and steering wide clear of the sloth-wizard's lair. Finally she reached the submarine...
Red: Kim jumped off her hoverbike, and on top of the sub. She saw the outline of Gary, on top of the volcano, he was setting a charge. She prayed that he lived, as she ducked inside the submarine, it was filled with sloths!
Nemo: the sword...she still had the sword!
Red: Remembering Peter, and her good friend Tony, she jumped inside, for if they couldn't get off the island, their sacrifices would be for naught.
Nemo: A swarm of demonic sloths leaped at her, tearing at her from every direction, mouths foaming...she lashed out with the sword, and they drew back. Just then, and explosion rocked the island.
Red: (Pause: You should put a copy of your speech on your Blog...)
Nemo: hmm...my dad said that too
Red: Continue: There was still 6 of those creatures. They had Kim cornered, then, three of them were pulled off, and thrown into the pyre of the island. Gary had come back! "We should go, NOW!!!!!"
Nemo: Kim dispatched two more sloths with her, but the last one emerged from the bright light unscathed. To their horror, they realized it was the sloth-wizard
Red: The submarine was now 50 feet under, Gary moved to the hatch, Kim and the Sloth-Wizard stared, mono e mono.
Nemo: "FOOLISH HUMANS! SLOTHS RULED THE EARTH BEFORE, AND THEY SHALL RULE IT AGAIN!'
Sent at 8:32 PM on Wednesday
Nemo: hello?
End of messages received while you were offline at 8:33 PM on Wednesday
Red: Oh
I thought that you were still typing
and then my internet conecction died
So
Sent at 8:38 PM on Wednesday
Red: The cabin filled with water, and Kim didn't realize what happened at first. And then realized what Gary did, it was thier only chance. The two humans went up, for the air
Then, a bubble caught them, sending them up through the water.
Nemo: "Can sloths swim?"
Red: "No, I think that are troubles are over."
Just then, a tooth rocketed in between the pair. The Sloth-Wizard had exploded.
Nemo: The end...or is it?

(Editied version)

There's sloths out there........
"Guys, we don't have a chance. I'm going out there to buy us some time."
"No! You'll never make it!"
"I know, but as long as you three survive, maybe they can be stopped. Remember me."
"But you're the only one that can stop them!"
The door opens, and is closed.
"Noooooo! I'm going after him!"
They restrain Kim, who is now nearly hysterical, and gunshots are heard outside. Leaves rustle, then screams.
"Oh god. The sloths can use guns!"
"Kim, he's gone. He would have wanted it this way."
"We had better get to the hoverbikes while they're still eating his face."
"All that matters now, is us staying alive, and informing the government of his sacrifice..."
"And bringing them the sword of sloth-slaying, of course. We wouldn't want the sacrifices we all made to retrieve it to go to waste."
"I don't think that they see us, go! Go! Go!"
"Oh my god, there's blood everywhere!
"Oh my god! Kim! Gary! Go! Theyve got my leg!!!!"
"The Sword! Use the sword!!"
"Aaaauuuuggghghhhhh!!!!"
CRUNCH
In one movement, gary brought the swords on the sloth...
there was a bright light,but it was too late.The Sloth's bones are crushed by the sword, but two of the 4 survivors were gone
Kim and Gary tore off towards the hoverbike shed/
Gary and Kim raced towards the hoverbikes chopping thier way through the sloths, and made their way to race off the island
"Look out! Megalonychid!!!
"It's a giant sloth!!"
The two biked towards the beach, hoping to escape.
Halfway, Gary started to veer to the left, "What are you doing?" Kim asked.
"I'm going to blow up the whole goddamn island including that Medalonychild, get to the beach, get the boat, and wait for me. As soon as you see me, there's not much time left..."
"You can't! Everyone else is already way too dead!'
"Kim, this is our one chance. If I don't do this, how many more people could die? What if the sloths got off the island?! This is our only hope!"
Kim sped off towards the submarine pad, ducking under three-toeds and over ground sloths, fearing the sinister red glow in their eyes, and steering wide clear of the sloth-wizard's lair. Finally she reached the submarine. Kim jumped off her hoverbike, and ontop of the sub. She saw the outline of Gary, on top of the volcano, he was setting a charge. She prayed that he lived, as she ducked inside the submarine, it was filled with sloths! The sword...she still had the sword!
Remembering Peter, and her good friend Tony, she jumped inside, for if they couldn't get off the island, thier sacrifices would be for naught. A swarm of demonic sloths leaped at her, tearing at her from every direction, mouths foaming...she lashed out with the sword, and they drew back. Just then, and explosion rocked the island.

There was still 6 of those creatures. They had Kim cornered, then, three of them were pulled off, and thrown into the pyre of the island. Gary had come back! "We should go, NOW!!!!!"
Kim dispatched two more sloths with her, but the last one emerged from the bright light unscathed. To their horror, they realized it was the sloth-wizard.
The submarine was now 50 feet under, Gary moved to the hatch, Kim and the Sloth-Wizard stared, mono e mono.
"FOOLISH HUMANS! SLOTHS RULED THE EARTH BEFORE, AND THEY SHALL RULE IT AGAIN!'
The cabin filled with water, and Kim didn't realize what happened at first. And then realized what Gary did, it was thier only chance. The two humans went up, for the air
Then, a bubble caught them, sending them up through the water.
"Can sloths swim?"
"No, I think that are troubles are over."
Just then, a tooth rocketed in between the pair. The Sloth-Wizard had exploded.
The end...or is it?

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