Summer!!...

Yes! It's finally summer! I have so much to do! But, right now I'm bored out of my skull... If anyone who reads this blog wants to hang out later, contact me.

Also, CrazyDude is in China right now, and want to Skype with me. To CrazyDude- I don't know what your skype is!

To everyone else, who feels really ailenated, USA! USA! USA!!!! Wooo!!!!

Sloth Island

Well, I needed to distract Nemo, and I started writing this, and then it turned into a back and forth story, here, is Sloth Island:

(Original [minus Names])

Red:There's sloths out there........

Nemo: go on....

Red: "Guys, we don't have a chance. I'm going out there to buy us some time."

"No! You'll never make it!"

Nemo: Hehe

Red: "I know, but as long as you three survive, maybe they can be stopped. Remember me."

Nemo: "But you're the only one that can stop them!"

Red: The door opens, and is closed.

Nemo: 'Noooooo! I'm going after him!"

Sent at 8:04 PM on Wednesday

Red: They restrain Kim, who is now nearly hysterical, and gunshots are heard outside

Leaves rustle, then screams.

Nemo: "Oh god. The sloths can use guns!"

Red: "Kim, he's gone. He would have wanted it this way."

Nemo: "We had better get to the hoverbikes while they're still eating his face."

Red: "All that matters now, is us staying alive, and informing the government of his sacrifice..."

Nemo: "And bringing them the sword of sloth-slaying, of course. We wouldn't want the sacrifices we all made to retrieve it to go to waste."

Red: "I don't think that they see us, go! Go! Go!"

Nemo: "Oh my god, there's blood everywhere!

Red: "Oh my god! Kim! Gary! Go! They've got my leg!!!!"

Nemo: "The Sword! Use the sword!!"

Red: "Aaaauuuuggghghhhhh!!!!"

CRUNCH

Nemo: In one movement, Gary brought the swords on the sloth...

the was a bright light...

but it was too late

Red: The Sloth's bones are crushed by the sword, but two of the 4 survivors were gone

Nemo: Kim and Gary tore off towards the hoverbike shed

Red: Gary and Kim raced towards the hoverbikes chopping their way through the sloths, and made their way to race off the island

Nemo: "Look out! Megalonychid!!!

"It's a giant sloth!!"

Red: The two biked towards the beach, hoping to escape.

Halfway, Gary started to veer to the left, "What are you doing?" Kim asked.

"I'm going to blow up the whole goddamn island including that Medalonychild, get to the beach, get the boat, and wait for me. As soon as you see me, there's not much time left..."

Nemo: "You can't! Everyone else is already way too dead!'

Red: "Kim, this is our one chance. If I don't do this, how many more people could die? What if the sloths got off the island?! This is our only hope!"

Nemo: Kim sped off towards the submarine pad, ducking under three-toeds and over ground sloths, fearing the sinister red glow in their eyes, and steering wide clear of the sloth-wizard's lair. Finally she reached the submarine...

Red: Kim jumped off her hoverbike, and on top of the sub. She saw the outline of Gary, on top of the volcano, he was setting a charge. She prayed that he lived, as she ducked inside the submarine, it was filled with sloths!

Nemo: the sword...she still had the sword!

Red: Remembering Peter, and her good friend Tony, she jumped inside, for if they couldn't get off the island, their sacrifices would be for naught.

Nemo: A swarm of demonic sloths leaped at her, tearing at her from every direction, mouths foaming...she lashed out with the sword, and they drew back. Just then, and explosion rocked the island.

Red: (Pause: You should put a copy of your speech on your Blog...)

Nemo: hmm...my dad said that too

Red: Continue: There was still 6 of those creatures. They had Kim cornered, then, three of them were pulled off, and thrown into the pyre of the island. Gary had come back! "We should go, NOW!!!!!"

Nemo: Kim dispatched two more sloths with her, but the last one emerged from the bright light unscathed. To their horror, they realized it was the sloth-wizard

Red: The submarine was now 50 feet under, Gary moved to the hatch, Kim and the Sloth-Wizard stared, mono e mono.

Nemo: "FOOLISH HUMANS! SLOTHS RULED THE EARTH BEFORE, AND THEY SHALL RULE IT AGAIN!'

Sent at 8:32 PM on Wednesday

Nemo: hello?

End of messages received while you were offline at 8:33 PM on Wednesday

Red: Oh

I thought that you were still typing

and then my internet conecction died

So

Sent at 8:38 PM on Wednesday

Red: The cabin filled with water, and Kim didn't realize what happened at first. And then realized what Gary did, it was thier only chance. The two humans went up, for the air

Then, a bubble caught them, sending them up through the water.

Nemo: "Can sloths swim?"

Red: "No, I think that are troubles are over."

Just then, a tooth rocketed in between the pair. The Sloth-Wizard had exploded.

Nemo: The end...or is it?

(Editied version)

There's sloths out there........

"Guys, we don't have a chance. I'm going out there to buy us some time."

"No! You'll never make it!"

"I know, but as long as you three survive, maybe they can be stopped. Remember me."

"But you're the only one that can stop them!"

The door opens, and is closed.

"Noooooo! I'm going after him!"

They restrain Kim, who is now nearly hysterical, and gunshots are heard outside. Leaves rustle, then screams.

"Oh god. The sloths can use guns!"

"Kim, he's gone. He would have wanted it this way."

"We had better get to the hoverbikes while they're still eating his face."

"All that matters now, is us staying alive, and informing the government of his sacrifice..."

"And bringing them the sword of sloth-slaying, of course. We wouldn't want the sacrifices we all made to retrieve it to go to waste."

"I don't think that they see us, go! Go! Go!"

"Oh my god, there's blood everywhere!

"Oh my god! Kim! Gary! Go! Theyve got my leg!!!!"

"The Sword! Use the sword!!"

"Aaaauuuuggghghhhhh!!!!"

CRUNCH

In one movement, gary brought the swords on the sloth...

there was a bright light,but it was too late.The Sloth's bones are crushed by the sword, but two of the 4 survivors were gone

Kim and Gary tore off towards the hoverbike shed/

Gary and Kim raced towards the hoverbikes chopping thier way through the sloths, and made their way to race off the island

"Look out! Megalonychid!!!

"It's a giant sloth!!"

The two biked towards the beach, hoping to escape.

Halfway, Gary started to veer to the left, "What are you doing?" Kim asked.
"I'm going to blow up the whole goddamn island including that Medalonychild, get to the beach, get the boat, and wait for me. As soon as you see me, there's not much time left..."

"You can't! Everyone else is already way too dead!'

"Kim, this is our one chance. If I don't do this, how many more people could die? What if the sloths got off the island?! This is our only hope!"

Kim sped off towards the submarine pad, ducking under three-toeds and over ground sloths, fearing the sinister red glow in their eyes, and steering wide clear of the sloth-wizard's lair. Finally she reached the submarine. Kim jumped off her hoverbike, and ontop of the sub. She saw the outline of Gary, on top of the volcano, he was setting a charge. She prayed that he lived, as she ducked inside the submarine, it was filled with sloths! The sword...she still had the sword!

Remembering Peter, and her good friend Tony, she jumped inside, for if they couldn't get off the island, thier sacrifices would be for naught. A swarm of demonic sloths leaped at her, tearing at her from every direction, mouths foaming...she lashed out with the sword, and they drew back. Just then, and explosion rocked the island.

There was still 6 of those creatures. They had Kim cornered, then, three of them were pulled off, and thrown into the pyre of the island. Gary had come back! "We should go, NOW!!!!!"

Kim dispatched two more sloths with her, but the last one emerged from the bright light unscathed. To their horror, they realized it was the sloth-wizard.

The submarine was now 50 feet under, Gary moved to the hatch, Kim and the Sloth-Wizard stared, mono e mono.

"FOOLISH HUMANS! SLOTHS RULED THE EARTH BEFORE, AND THEY SHALL RULE IT AGAIN!'

The cabin filled with water, and Kim didn't realize what happened at first. And then realized what Gary did, it was thier only chance. The two humans went up, for the air

Then, a bubble caught them, sending them up through the water.

"Can sloths swim?"

"No, I think that are troubles are over."

Just then, a tooth rocketed in between the pair. The Sloth-Wizard had exploded.

The end...or is it?

Well, I just listened to a speech by Nemo, and it was awesome.

Hello this is nemo having stolen reds phone. So...whats up? Nothing? Oh. Thats cool.

So, after around 4 hours of thinking, I found the root of all 4th grade humor, the unexpected. If you look at any child before they hit puberty, most of their humor consists of shouting out random words and assumptions that they're funny, much like some Monty Python stuff. Wow.

If any of you have a subscription to the Washington Post, or get the Washington Post Magazine, I highly encourage you to read today's article on Lee Wheeler, a bar designer. He's the uncle of one of my friends, and an extremely interesting person, and was also in Weird Virginia.

So, last night while I was babysitting* I was watching a show on NatGeo about the most venomous creatures in Australia, they had the Sea Snake, Stonefish, Eastern Brown Snake, Platypus, Funnel Spider, and Box Jellyfish. When they were going to try to capture a platypus, the host of the show spotted an Eastern Brown, and started yelling, to the trained professionals, "WOAH!! It's an Eastern Brown!! Everyone watch out!!" And he did this with almost every animal they found. I apologize for being so cynical, but I sincerely hope that he was just acting, and he was supposed to do that, or else he'd be really irritating in real life...

*I feel really bad about how much I earn babysitting, as much as $15 an hour, meanwhile there are people who earn minimum wage, or are unemployed. And I don't believe that evolutionarily I'm superior, I just think that our society, while it has a ton of great things, it provided me with an opportunity that it has neglected to give other people, and that's downright wrong.

I'm going to wrap up this post, because I'm being Pwn3d on a game, and then I'll buy some coconuts...

Sign

Well, there's three things you never talk about, money, politics, and your overwhelming dinosaur obsessions, so far, I've covered one, now I'm moving on to the second...

To be perfectly honest, I really don't care that much about politics, except for when people like *ahem* Dick Cheny blame Dick Clark for 9-11 *ahem*, and when I see political signs every now and then. So, on the way home from school today, I saw some signs on the bridge, "Signer for Luitenit Govener", and then I kept walking, and I saw this sign:

I ran home and grabbed my mom's camera to take a picture, and now here it is.

     Also, in Science today, we were talking about bad chemicals that are in the top fish and stuff, and my science teacher said that there was stuff like Merquery, Lead, and PCP in Tuna. Wait, PCP in Tuna?!!? Holy Living #$*&! PCP is some wack enough stuff to begin with, but now it;s in our tuna! THis is quite conserning...

Blogging

Well, I turned on my computer today for two reasons, to explain something I said to Nemo last night and couldn't explain, and to play Halo: Combat Evolved. But then I got on blogger and edited my most recent post, and now here I am.

Have you ever thought about palentologists, they could put fossil bones any way they want, and what if dinosaurs weren't really shaped like that? And what if dinosaurs has external frills or decorations made completely out of cartillage? We'll never know until the day we inevitably go against the warning of Jurassic Park, and bring dinosaurs back, and watch them suffocate on dry land because there's not enough oxygen in the atmosphere...

Well, I'm going to stop talking about dinosaurs and go off to watch my 3 hr documentary on Theodore Roosevelt...

My Growing Dinosaur Obsession

     Lastly, with a growing Horror, I'm realizing my dinosaur obsession is coming back. Back in pre-k, I was a dinosaur fanatic, I read books, watched movies, and played with dinosaur toys, and got my mom to take me to the Museum of Natural History atleast twice a season. But over the course of time, it subsided. I got the Dinotopia DVD's, but only now did it really show up again. With, the xkcd dinosaur stuff, me finally seeing Jurassic Park, me buying the Jurassic Park DVD's, all of this cumulated when I was watching BBC's Primeaval... (And I'm posting the revised version while reading a dinosaur encyclopedia, oh lord...)

Zombies, and, Standerized Testing...?

I apologize for yesterday's lack of material, I only remembered that I wanted to post about thiry minutes before I went to sleep.

Well, today in school, we had a Test on our writing skills, we've been doing these tests twice every year since we could write. So, today, I was handed the paper, as I read the prompt, I smiled. I had been preparing for this prompt my entire life. I'm not going to tell you what the prompt was, or what my paper was exactly about, but let's say I wrote 3 pages involving Zombies, in total seriousness. I hope that the graders have a sense of Humor...

You know what would stink? Well, having ADHD stinks enough, but it would be even worse if you ran into a T-Rex... (Comment if you get it...)

Well, not Directly from Velociraptors, but it's VERY close...