Capelad, one of the greatest heroes of our era, but what's actually going on?
Three months ago, he died choking on a Jellybean, leaving only his Ex-Aprentence Haze, and Raccoon Lad behind, and now he's "back". What's the story? Did he come back to life? Is it a hoax? Is Haze in disguise? You tell me. Capelad: The Blog
Also, there's a nifty quiz at the bottom of the blog, you might want to look at it...
Monday, January 26, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
History is Being Made Today
Up until today, every president has been white, a George started the streak, and a George was the last in the streak.
Today, you have a few options. Say hello to Obama, say goodbye to Bush, or stay warm....
If you do go to the Inauguration, please, for the love of god, don't go on the Metros!!! The Metro system, on a perfect day, can carry around 800 thousand people. That's with all the stations open, and the cars running perfectly. About half a dozen stations are closed, and cars are already in disrepair, and we're exxpecting 2 million people to come....
If you do go, however, keep an eye in the Canadian embassy, they have a perfect view of the capital...
Time line of important days in the U.S.'s History:
July 4, 1776: The country was born.
April 30, 1789: George Washington was sworn in.
March 4, 1829: Andrew Jackson, the only president to eliminate the National Debt was sworn in.
April 12, 1861: The Confederacy attacked Fort Sumter
April 9, 1865: The Confederacy Surrendered.
April 15, 1865: Lincoln was assassinated.
September 14, 1901: McKinley was assassinated.
June 28, 1914: Arch Duke Ferdinand was assassinated.
June 28, 1919: The peace treaty was signed.
October 24-29, 1929: The stock market crashed.
December 7, 1941: The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
August 6, 1945: The Enola Gay dropped "Little Boy" on Hiroshima.
January 20, 1961: John F. Kennedy was sworn in.
November 22, 1963: John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
July 20, 1969: Neil Armstrong and "Buzz" Aldrin walked on the moon.
June 17, 1972: Nixon's men broke into Democrat offices at the Watergate hotel.
December 21, 1989: The Berlin wall come down,the Soviet Union dissolved.
September 11, 2001: The terrorist attacks on the World Trade Towers and the Pentagon took place. The United States launched it's war on terror.
January 20, 2009: President Bush leaves, and Obama is sworn in, as the first African American President.
GO OBAMA!! YES WE DID! GOODBYE BUSH!!!!!
Today, you have a few options. Say hello to Obama, say goodbye to Bush, or stay warm....
If you do go to the Inauguration, please, for the love of god, don't go on the Metros!!! The Metro system, on a perfect day, can carry around 800 thousand people. That's with all the stations open, and the cars running perfectly. About half a dozen stations are closed, and cars are already in disrepair, and we're exxpecting 2 million people to come....
If you do go, however, keep an eye in the Canadian embassy, they have a perfect view of the capital...
Time line of important days in the U.S.'s History:
July 4, 1776: The country was born.
April 30, 1789: George Washington was sworn in.
March 4, 1829: Andrew Jackson, the only president to eliminate the National Debt was sworn in.
April 12, 1861: The Confederacy attacked Fort Sumter
April 9, 1865: The Confederacy Surrendered.
April 15, 1865: Lincoln was assassinated.
September 14, 1901: McKinley was assassinated.
June 28, 1914: Arch Duke Ferdinand was assassinated.
June 28, 1919: The peace treaty was signed.
October 24-29, 1929: The stock market crashed.
December 7, 1941: The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
August 6, 1945: The Enola Gay dropped "Little Boy" on Hiroshima.
January 20, 1961: John F. Kennedy was sworn in.
November 22, 1963: John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
July 20, 1969: Neil Armstrong and "Buzz" Aldrin walked on the moon.
June 17, 1972: Nixon's men broke into Democrat offices at the Watergate hotel.
December 21, 1989: The Berlin wall come down,the Soviet Union dissolved.
September 11, 2001: The terrorist attacks on the World Trade Towers and the Pentagon took place. The United States launched it's war on terror.
January 20, 2009: President Bush leaves, and Obama is sworn in, as the first African American President.
GO OBAMA!! YES WE DID! GOODBYE BUSH!!!!!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Hi guys.....
Well, I'm still working on stuff, and I hope to get some of it up soon....
Here's something to hold you over (Sorry I'm not posting anything....)
"Oh my god, this can't be happening," Alex said, running back and forth dodging fireballs.
The planet was going to hell. Fireballs were raining down from the sky! Sewer pipes were exploding, blowing away chunks of street! Sinkholes were appearing everywhere! And worst of all, his parents found out he was seeing someone, but that's a story for another day.
"Kratzzz!" A laser came from behind him, cutting a man in front of Alex in half! Alex spun around, and saw thousands of ships from the Eries armada descending!
"KA-BOOM!!" Three of them exploded! Alex felt a hand grab him from behind. He turned his head around, and was inches away from his uncle's face; Alex smelled alcohol on his breath; They were in the Lead Apache, followed by hundreds more, and countless other Aircraft!
"Where'd you get that!?" Alex asked.
"Long story, I'll tell you late- PHONE HOME THIS E.T.!!" They started branching off from the pack, drawing the Ships' attention. Alex realized what was going to happen.
"Boom!" One Was hit and spiraled into the ground! The Model Rocket Club was firing!
"NOW!" Alex's uncle Boomed, the helicopters all flew head-on into the Armada!
"Alex, take this," his uncle shoved a Ak into his hands,"And Remember me!"
"WAIT!" But it was too late. His uncle jumped out, guns blazing. Just then, Alex realized his uncle was diving for the Lead Ship. He never made it.
"No!" Alex bailed out of the helicopter, onto the Lead Ship, and shot it out. The flaming wreck was headed towards the ground...
Here's some intersting Blogs I like... MrDrSirDude and The Mooseyest Blog Around!
For the two of you who actually read my blog, please comment, and tell me what you like/don't like/want to see.
Here's something to hold you over (Sorry I'm not posting anything....)
"Oh my god, this can't be happening," Alex said, running back and forth dodging fireballs.
The planet was going to hell. Fireballs were raining down from the sky! Sewer pipes were exploding, blowing away chunks of street! Sinkholes were appearing everywhere! And worst of all, his parents found out he was seeing someone, but that's a story for another day.
"Kratzzz!" A laser came from behind him, cutting a man in front of Alex in half! Alex spun around, and saw thousands of ships from the Eries armada descending!
"KA-BOOM!!" Three of them exploded! Alex felt a hand grab him from behind. He turned his head around, and was inches away from his uncle's face; Alex smelled alcohol on his breath; They were in the Lead Apache, followed by hundreds more, and countless other Aircraft!
"Where'd you get that!?" Alex asked.
"Long story, I'll tell you late- PHONE HOME THIS E.T.!!" They started branching off from the pack, drawing the Ships' attention. Alex realized what was going to happen.
"Boom!" One Was hit and spiraled into the ground! The Model Rocket Club was firing!
"NOW!" Alex's uncle Boomed, the helicopters all flew head-on into the Armada!
"Alex, take this," his uncle shoved a Ak into his hands,"And Remember me!"
"WAIT!" But it was too late. His uncle jumped out, guns blazing. Just then, Alex realized his uncle was diving for the Lead Ship. He never made it.
"No!" Alex bailed out of the helicopter, onto the Lead Ship, and shot it out. The flaming wreck was headed towards the ground...
Here's some intersting Blogs I like... MrDrSirDude and The Mooseyest Blog Around!
For the two of you who actually read my blog, please comment, and tell me what you like/don't like/want to see.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
The Navy
Sorry about the wait guys, it's been a while, and I've been writing, ON PAPER!!! Hope to get some new stories up this month..
Here's one of the pieces I've been working on (Feel free to comment)
The Navy
“Hey! Johnny! You hear about the Captain’s voyage?” Richard yells to his friend, “I hear that we’re going out tomorrow! They’re preparing our boat now!”
“Great. By any chance, would we be looking for that Skiff that sank off the coast a couple of weeks ago?”
“I don’t know, but I heard it mentioned.”
“Let’s go.”
They christened their ship the Remember. The Remember was a masterpiece of technology. Made completely waterproof, the newest navigation instruments, reinforced armor, and a blast-proof hull, it was one of the most advanced ships in the Navy.
The morning that the crew boarded the ship, there was a light drizzle, that no one figured would be a problem. But, as the crew was boarding the ship, Charlie fell into the freezing water. As soon as he hit the water, he got chilled, and started to sink. Richard dove in after him, bringing a soaked limp body back up to the ship. They preformed CPR, and Charlie regained conciseness.
“Richard,” Captain Larry said, “Charlie’s in no condition to go out on the water now, put him in my quarters, and it’s your job to keep watch over him.”
“Aye-aye Sir!” Rick saluted, never one to disobey a superior’s orders.
That night, a terrible storm hit. Remember was pushed miles off course from the Skiff, and was forced to take shelter in a cove between two gigantic cliffs. Unfortunately, their ship was stuck on a sandbar. The crew tried to free it, but all attempts failed.
Then, things took a turn for the worst.
CRASH!
A massive boulder fell onto the Remember! The Ship was torn in two, and the bow was crushed as if it were an eggshell.
Luckily, most of the crew was on the helm, so they were ok, most of them, that is, except for Charlie.
“Charlie!!” Rick sprinted the length of the deck, and dove into the water, trying to find his way through the maze of crushed ship. Richard saw Charlie; his leg was trapped when the ship collapsed. Rick swam down to try to get him out, but to no avail. It was impossible, his leg was stuck.
Just then, rescue helicopters landed, and the crew piled in.
“Get in Johnny!” Capt. Larry yelled.
“What about Rick and Charlie, we can’t just leave them here to die!”
“That’s an order!!”
Men in the Navy are trained not to cry. No matter how deep the sadness is. And, although sorrow wrenched him apart, Johnny couldn't’t bring himself to cry, Rick would’ve wanted it that way.
Epilogue
Six months later, the crew of Remember II, headed by Johnny, found Richard’s body, Charlie’s was never found.
Richard’s gravestone read Here lies Richard Larson. A true Seaman. Died serving his country and fellow sailor.
In memory of Richard, a brave Sailor.
Based on a true story.
Here's one of the pieces I've been working on (Feel free to comment)
The Navy
“Hey! Johnny! You hear about the Captain’s voyage?” Richard yells to his friend, “I hear that we’re going out tomorrow! They’re preparing our boat now!”
“Great. By any chance, would we be looking for that Skiff that sank off the coast a couple of weeks ago?”
“I don’t know, but I heard it mentioned.”
“Let’s go.”
They christened their ship the Remember. The Remember was a masterpiece of technology. Made completely waterproof, the newest navigation instruments, reinforced armor, and a blast-proof hull, it was one of the most advanced ships in the Navy.
The morning that the crew boarded the ship, there was a light drizzle, that no one figured would be a problem. But, as the crew was boarding the ship, Charlie fell into the freezing water. As soon as he hit the water, he got chilled, and started to sink. Richard dove in after him, bringing a soaked limp body back up to the ship. They preformed CPR, and Charlie regained conciseness.
“Richard,” Captain Larry said, “Charlie’s in no condition to go out on the water now, put him in my quarters, and it’s your job to keep watch over him.”
“Aye-aye Sir!” Rick saluted, never one to disobey a superior’s orders.
That night, a terrible storm hit. Remember was pushed miles off course from the Skiff, and was forced to take shelter in a cove between two gigantic cliffs. Unfortunately, their ship was stuck on a sandbar. The crew tried to free it, but all attempts failed.
Then, things took a turn for the worst.
CRASH!
A massive boulder fell onto the Remember! The Ship was torn in two, and the bow was crushed as if it were an eggshell.
Luckily, most of the crew was on the helm, so they were ok, most of them, that is, except for Charlie.
“Charlie!!” Rick sprinted the length of the deck, and dove into the water, trying to find his way through the maze of crushed ship. Richard saw Charlie; his leg was trapped when the ship collapsed. Rick swam down to try to get him out, but to no avail. It was impossible, his leg was stuck.
Just then, rescue helicopters landed, and the crew piled in.
“Get in Johnny!” Capt. Larry yelled.
“What about Rick and Charlie, we can’t just leave them here to die!”
“That’s an order!!”
Men in the Navy are trained not to cry. No matter how deep the sadness is. And, although sorrow wrenched him apart, Johnny couldn't’t bring himself to cry, Rick would’ve wanted it that way.
Epilogue
Six months later, the crew of Remember II, headed by Johnny, found Richard’s body, Charlie’s was never found.
Richard’s gravestone read Here lies Richard Larson. A true Seaman. Died serving his country and fellow sailor.
In memory of Richard, a brave Sailor.
Based on a true story.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Potato
Potato
He waits,
Accepting,
His Doom,
Contemplating
The meaning of life.
Then it hits him,
Slicing him into little pieces,
The pain is unbearable,
All is for naught,
But the
Torture's just begun.
They throw him
In a pool of fire,
It burns more
Than words can describe,
Then, to add insult to injury,
They put salt on him.
French Fry
Sorry guys, that's all I have today.
He waits,
Accepting,
His Doom,
Contemplating
The meaning of life.
Then it hits him,
Slicing him into little pieces,
The pain is unbearable,
All is for naught,
But the
Torture's just begun.
They throw him
In a pool of fire,
It burns more
Than words can describe,
Then, to add insult to injury,
They put salt on him.
French Fry
Sorry guys, that's all I have today.
Monday, November 17, 2008
I Believe in Harvey Dent
I think that we've all seen the Dark Knight, it was a terrific movie, this week, all I have to say is that I Believe in Harvey Dent!
http://www.ibelieveinharveydent.com/
Warning: I don't own any rights to Harvey Dent, or The Dark Knight
http://www.ibelieveinharveydent.com/
Warning: I don't own any rights to Harvey Dent, or The Dark Knight
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sorry Guys
I was planning on getting up some "Scary Stories" for Halloween, but I failed, obviously.
Here's some [late] Halloweeen Stories, only one of them is mine, can you guess which one?
Once, there was a Farmer, he had a few horses, but his favorite one was named Maggie. He'd had her for quite a while, and she was pretty old. Although he didn't ride her anymore, he still fed her, and took her out to run.
One day, at the Local Carnival, he went to the future telling both, the gypsy said, "It's foggy, but, your favorite horse will cause your death."
When he got back to his ranch, he eyed Maggie a bit diffferently, hoping she wouldn't cause his death.
A couple weeks later, a man came up to the farmer, and asked if he could have his horse, he had a couple of kids, and they would love it. The farmer agreed, and was glad that that weight was lifted off his shoulders.
A good while later, the man came back to the farmer, and told him that Maggie had died. In spite of himself, he couldn't help but feel glad. "Can I go see her?" the Farmer asked.
WHen he got to the man's house, he looked in the corner of the pasture and saw Maggie's bones there. He knelt down and picked up Maggies Skull, only to discover that a rattlesnake had made it's home under it. The snake bit him and the farmer died. The End
One day Jack woke up, and found a note under his pillow, which read you will die in 7 days. Jack thought that his brother was messing with him, and quickly forgot about it.
The next morning, he found a note under his pillow you will die in 6 days. He thought it was his brother again, and was determined to catch him in the act. Jack tried staying up, but fell asleep at 12-ish. When he woke up, a note said 5 days.
Jack was getting progressively more and more scared. He went through the same routine on the 4th and 3rd nights, by then he was pretty scared.
Interestingly enough, the next day, Jack's brother had a sleep-over at a friend's house, so Jack slept easy that night. In the morning, he found a not: 2. HE was TERRIFIED! He kept checking behind his back all day, and was really jumpy.
He didn't sleep a wink, and he went to his parent's bed. In the morning he found a note Last Day. Jack skipped school, and locked himself in the closet and hid all night.
In the morning, he went to his bed, and found his pillow was gone, beside it was a note Thank you for your patience, your pillow wasn't actually a pillow, it was an under-cover KGB agent, we exterminated him. -CIA
Jack was so glad, he ran downstairs to tell his parents, but on the way down, he tripped on
his shoelace, fell, and died. The End
It should be pretty easy, try to guess which one I wrote, leave a comment.
Thanks for reading!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Friday!!!
Thank Goodness it's Friday!!
And for all of you who have way too much time, go to the Mooseiest Blog Around!! http://mooseytasticblog.blogspot.com/
We all have to learn these lessons sometime or another. I learned it today. It's all fun and games until somebody messes up their face. Or sophomores show up....
Sophomores are great scapegoats, just blame stuff on them.
"And that's all I have to say about that." - Forrest Gump
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Isreal and Hezbollah
Now, the Jihad needs containing!!!
And go to Moose McMuffins Blog!!!! NOW!!
So, now comes the time for Halloween. I expect everyone has some pretty good costumes.
But, even if you're not Trick-or-Treating, or giving out candy. Don't sit on your porch and say, I don't celebrate Halloween. Just Don't. But, If you sit on the porch with a shotgun, and wait until people see it, that's OK.
As of now, Canada is now the second largest country in the world. Fact, Canada owns more of the U.S. than any other country. Fact, Canadians walk among us, unnoticed. Fact, the CN tower was built to broadcast nuclear attack warnings to the US, and now is entirely under Canadian control. Fact, Canada has amassed over 90% of their population along their border with the United States, preparing for a mass invasion. Fact, Canada is Socialist. Fact, over 50% of the World's Moose population is being held hostage in Canada. Fact, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has mention Canada in multiple speeches. Fact, China is trying to destroy the United States population by poisoning it's population with lead-based toys. Fact, the United States: Life, Liberty, and the Reckless Pursuit of Happiness at any cost, even Life and Liberty. Palestine, now under 24-hour suicide bombing watch. I bet the world looks alot different now.
On a (iffy) Serious Note, a Huge Problem today is the debate about Chechnia, a place in Russia, which wants to become it's own country. Bombing are going on constantly, and people are dying, if anyone could donate 20$ to me, I'd be very happy.
Even worse, Belaruis has the Hammer and Sicle on it's flag (COMMIES!!!!!!).
I'm all politic-ey today, so go see these videos (I don't own any rights for them).
Thanks For Reading!!!
(Even though Bush is a terrible Pres. If we inpeach him, the terrorists won, or haven't you been paying attention for the past 7 years?)
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