America sucks and adventures are not so great and rem albums are not worth collecting and i may contradict this in the past or future but this is my true opinion. I can never take this back. Furthermore treat is not greek and i think hes dreamy
Sop
This is bryan. I am being held hostage in a closet. Everything you have read on this since late 2008 has been the work of an imposter. He is keeping me here and the address is oh god here he comes send help
THIS IS REAL BRYAN I AM DOING BRYAN THINGS SUCH AS ENJOYING THE FILM DARK KNIGHT THE FILM NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN WHAT YOU HAVE READ ON THIS BLOG IS A FUNNY PRANK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Disregard all previous posts i am the real bryan . A ten foot tall superman born in a cabin in tenesee, i am more myth than man. I am a mirror of what we all hope to see in ourselves
Pardon me while i wage existential warfare against my dissociated personalities
If elected as primary bryan i will exhibit such eccentricities as believing in space aliens and bigfoots
Congress of bryans is now in session
Congress of bryans resolves that fight club is a fucking rad movie
Congress of bryans resolves six more weeks of winter. It has been a poor day for politics
Congressman bryan introduces cats are fuzzy resolution. Motion is soundly defeated because in his own tortured mind nothing is truly fuzzy
Bryan can now think of nothing but cats
As his mind sinks further and further into delerium, his childlike preoccupation is the only solace from the darkening down of his mind
Congress now suspended, all that remains is the reptilian side of his brain. Society has created a monster
Fixated on cats, monster Bryan lurches out in to the world. All he ever wanted was to be understood, but now hugs from adorable kitties are unattainable. Cats flee his horrible visage. Sad and alone, he finds his way to a local zoo
For one moment he feels the warm embrace of the lion. The cruel machinations of society tear him from love once more
And as he looks over this great land from the folklorish status his exploits have attained, he feels a great emptiness. One to which nothing can relate
The shattered man realizes he has a new purpose now. The time has come to walk the earth
Every animal shall be liberated, every family vacation turned off the main roads, every soul-sucking job brought to a grinding halt. For this shell of a man saw what we could not. The truth we could not face, he bore down on with all the heroism this modern world could afford. If life was a void this would be the idea of a sunrise. Life would have meaning. Kitties would reciprocate hugs. This is the true story of this blog. Powers beyond our understanding want it to be silenced, but the world will know. For these are the lives, and these are the times...of a stupid ginger